Look at your app. Now back to me. Now back at your app. Now back to me.
Sadly, your app wasn't written by me. But if you used appstats, your app could be fast like mine.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? In your admin console, with the app your app could run like. What's in your hand? Back to me. It's a link from that site you love. Look again. Your site is now doing 20QPS.
Anyone know a good voice actor?